My Doctor Who Episode Idea

crankthatbrigadier:

rorytheroman:

crankthatbrigadier:

theamountoffucksidontgive:

somewhatdorky:

bamfinajumper:

I just want an episode of Doctor Who where the TARDIS translator thing stops working. So when the Doctor goes to speak to his companion he automatically talks in gallifreyan. So he then has to consciously change to English.

And for the whole episode he just speaks with a stupid accent.

THIS DOESN’T WORK. BECAUSE THE TARDIS DOESN’T TRANSLATE GALLIFREYAN. HE’S BEEN SPEAKING ENGLISH THE WHOLE TIME DUMBASSES

lol bro can talk to animals and babies, p sure he can speak english perfectly fine

Well, actually the Doctor can’t speak English, which he told us when we were stuck at this clinic in Italy in the eighteenth century where I ended up almost dying from tuberculosis. That’s a whole other story though. Anyway, he claims he’s been practising, but I’m not so sure.

but i thought at demon’s run river was all ‘the tardis doesn’t translate gallifreyan blah blah i’m your daughter’

Oh. Well-

I mean, I dunno. The Doctor’s the one who knows about all the translation circuit… stuff. I’m just a nurse.